Shortly after writing my initial post about sweatshops a few months ago somebody sent me a few links of people that had closely related ideas to Laura’s “go commando for Jesus” joke in regards to the Christian response to sweatshop underwear. One of which was a Facebook group and blog started by two young women in college who decided to give up underwear for Lent that year and were encouraging others to join in with their celebration of Lent by taking part in the Go Commando Challenge. These young women even proceeded to explain why one would give up this “seemingly trivial article of clothing” with three points where are as follows in their own words:
First off, what people don’t realize is that to wear underwear is a privilege. Our cavemen ancestors didn’t have such luxuries, as well as many people in third world countries today. Don’t you think, then, that by us adding an unnecessary layer, we are being gluttonous and greedy? We choose to take a stand against this overindulgence.
Secondly, we as a society place too much importance in the hands of Victoria’s Secret, La Perla, and the like. Wearing underwear, when it comes down to it, is purely a vanity. Money spent on garter belts and boyshorts could easily be donated to worthier causes such as AIDS research and obesity awareness (Are YOU aware that obesity has become the leading cause of preventable death? It’s just science). Get your head out of the underwear drawer and say how-do to the world around you.
Finally, there is a water crisis in this country, in case you didn’t know. We wonder how many gallons of water you’re wasting each month hand washing those delicates. It is our social obligation; we’re responding to the call of duty. Mother Earth called, and we picked up the phone.
So the question remains: what are you doing for Lent? And more importantly: what are you doing for mankind?
I am sure that some of you reading this now are shocked by the fact that I’m even talking about this and may either find the idea hilarious or be outraged at a seemingly mockery of the holy Lenten season. But what one must keep in mind is that what matters most to God is the inner motives of the heart over outward appearances, so regardless of how strange it may seen lets not write it off just yet as being mere mockery of Lent. After the initial shock value and finding it funny, I reread it and realized that it was deeper than I had thought at first glance. Yes it could be a joke or it could be done with a pure heart for the right reasons and be honoring to God. One can argue that their unusual sacrifice was a lot larger than what most Christians do or should I say are willing to do during Lent. As compared to some of the typical if not traditional things that people do which often seem hollow like giving up chocolate for Lent and then instead of their usual chocolate starts to go through a few tins of Altoids a week or some other type of candy. So now lets look a bit deeper into their reasons of why they were giving up underwear for Lent.
I will admit that their second and third reasons why one should give up underwear for Lent are fairly weak. They would be a big stronger if they were trying to convince people to stop wearing underwear, but doing so for the Lenten season only is a bit self-contradictory in a way as it would mean suddenly turning your back upon the cause come Easter. As to the argument that buying underwear wastes money that could go to better causes, simply giving up underwear for 40 days will most likely not result in any difference in overall spending. Also even if one were to stop wearing underwear, I highly doubt that they would keep track of the money that they would have otherwise spend on undergarments and donate it to AIDS research and obesity awareness. As to the claim that hand washing undergarments wastes water, why not buy only machine washable undergarments to fix that problem. Machine washable undergarments, on the other hand, are small compared to other garments making it very unlikely that having to was them will create more loads of laundry than one would do otherwise. As to the likely laundry objection by some pointing out how running out of undergarments and being faced with the decision to do laundry early with an incomplete load which wastes water or to go commando. Although this could easily be solved by owning more undergarments to prevent from running out early or doing the later option.
Regardless it can not be disputed that their first reason is very strong as they are absolutely right that wearing underwear is a privilege and a luxury. Although I personally dispute their claim about underwear being a luxury beyond many people in third world countries today, and argue that it extends into richer developed nations too including the United States as I can testify from personal experience. A few years ago the church that I was attending hosted a special underwear drive before Thanksgiving for a local soup kitchen and homeless shelter to distribute on Thanksgiving; which was inspired by the pastor finding when volunteering to help sort clothing donations that pretty much nobody thinks about underwear when donating clothing to homeless shelters. Yet even then the church ran into a few humorous blunders in the process. The first of which was somebody wasn’t thinking when they designed the collection box which they put right inside the door, with a “deposit underwear here” sign on the box, to which during the announcements the pastor talked about his reaction upon seeing it when walking in and realized that it was poorly worded and could also imply that one was supposed to check their underwear at the door. Which he clarified by saying that we were still allowed to wear underwear to church before saying not to worry if you forgot your underwear and left it at home because they would be collecting it for the next two weeks as well without realizing his accidentally pun that could have also been referring to forgetting to wear underwear till people started laughing at his remark.
Another point that stood out to me was labeling partaking in the luxury of wearing underwear as being a gluttonous and greedy overindulgence. The claim that underwear is a luxury is correct or at my one friend said once that underwear is not necessarily necessary. But simply because something is not necessary does not necessarily make one gluttonous and greedy if they do. Still it must be admitted that underwear and many other things that we affluent Westerners take for granted are privileges and luxuries as compared to the necessities that we often make them out to be. So in this sense, like it or not they do make a valid point about how giving up something up like underwear for a time will cause one to realized that it is a blessing and not a necessity in life. Just like I’m sure that one entering into it proper mindset would most likely cause one to ponder and reflect upon what is really necessary and what is not throughout the Lenten season. Much like one could argue fasting shows one that three meals a day is not a necessity despite the propaganda of the food industry telling us otherwise. Yet even so, I wonder if the reflections sparked by this point about it not being necessary could be done in abstract about what else is technically an optional blessing and not a necessity or not. Or would one would need to actually go through with it to understand it deeper or to fully get it still it makes you wonder if the reflections sparked by point one could be done just thinking about it or if one would need to actually do so at least for a period of time in order to fully benefit from it or at least get it more than they would have otherwise without the experience. So for this point, yes despite it being unusual, one could receive longer term spiritual benefits from a fasting from giving up wearing underwear for Lent if done so in the proper state of heart just like any other Lenten sacrifice. As was the case with the creators who wrote in their blog: “We still feel that the benefits outweigh the costs. Everyday, we feel a little more appreciative that we have been given the opportunity to wear underwear everyday. We feel the change, and not just in our pants. And isn’t that what Lent is all about?”
Finally to answer the burning question that I know you have of whatever or not I would encourage others to take up this Go Commando Challenge for Lent this year. The answer is no, I would not go out of my way to convince people upon reading it that they should do so likewise. Also if you like the idea but are unsure about underwear, other equivalent possibilities include: socks, pillows, dishwasher, microwave, convenience foods, television, radio, and use of the hot water faucet when showering just to name a few to get you thinking as all of these are also luxury items even though most of us consider them necessities. Although if somebody decides to as a result of this write up or at least somewhat seriously considers going for it, I’d have to say that it is a matter between them and God. Regardless of what you think about this different observance of Lent I hope reading this has caused you to think about Lent in general and what it means.